Perhaps
it's time to explode a few myths about Siouxsie & The Banshees...
To many, Sioux and her 'Goff' mates
have always seemed to enjoy sole access to the largest supply of bad acid
in the world. Just look at the old witch, her detractors grumble,
belching into their pie and chips, just look at the sad crone staggering
about in circles with only a bunch of small-time art dealers and a stick
with a skull on top for support.
Even certain of her supporters miss
the point by several thousand kilometres and have been known to indulge in
gormless hikes about the alternative Cluedo board. "It's the
Wicked Witch Of The West," they gabble hopefully, "In the tomb
with the stone(d) gargoyles," when Isadora Duncan in the Real World
with the Dream Mafia is, quite possibly, much nearer the mark.
The fact is, despite numerous
flirtations with mediocrity, Siouxsie & The Banshees have always had
balls - and not just of the crystal fortune-telling variety. Quite
the opposite of being fake eccentrics, they echo the voice of the
practical lunatic who knows he's a bit odd but can't do a damn thing about
it. 'Superstition' therefore documents their latest mocking escape
from straitjackets and 'normality'.
the album spins into life with the
current single 'Kiss Them For me'. Brilliant, morbid and
preposterous in turn, it features Sioux slyly dissecting the tiny
worldview of a frivolous socialite from behind the tinted windows of a
rented limousine. At another time, in another place, F Scott
Fitzgerald and Dot parker would have waltzed to it.
'Fear Of The Unknown' is not quite
so great despite incorporating the 'WHIRRR! WHIRRR!' noise from 'Crazy
Horses' and shades of vintage Yello. What offends here is Sioux's
vocals. They're so horribly reminiscent of Hazel O'Connor's 'Eighth
Day' she may be held responsible for a widespread revival of robot
dancing.
Happily the next track, 'Cry' - a
fast, almost tribal melody coasting into town on a lyrical 'Green' ticket
- drags the index fingers from my ears in time to chill out the glacial,
superior 'Drifter'. A song which examines the concept of sad
isolation so convincingly it might have been recorded at a Bros fan
convention.
To be honest, the abyss stretching
between the good and bad bits of this album is enormous. Whereas
'Shadowtime' reveals that only Siouxsie and her crew could fashion a rock
'n' roll epic out of lace-edged doilies and Lapsang Souchong tea, 'Got To
Get Up' is so misguided and fingers-down-the-back-of-your-throat cute your
only wish is to stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head and shoot
yourself.
'Softly' is another stinker
masquerading as a poisoned rose. The idea behind the track is
interesting enough, with Sioux prowling, tender as a school bully, through
a sleeping lover's psyche, but the reality is depressing. Not only
does she take Julee Cruise along for the ride, Sioux neglects to push the
idiot into the path of the nearest moving vehicle.
'Silver Waterfalls', however, is a
welcome return to pristine 'Christine' form. The sound of the
much-missed Mad Eyed Screamer wallowing in a new puddle of grumpy
ecstacy. As well as being a song people with a strong sense of irony
can strip-tease to, 'Silver Waterfalls' also features La Sioux in fine
Velvet Glove Encasing Loaded Uzi mode. When this woman fakes the
loving, maternal touch my only advice to you is to duck. Trusting
her in this mood is like believing Lady Macbeth when she insists that
she's only washing her hands because she's been doing a spot of gardening.
'Little Sister' starts off sounding
like a run-of-the-mill love song, at which point you remember that The
Banshees can be as middle of the road as the next squashed hedgehog.
Then all of a sudden it veers off and shambles off into the distance, its
core obscured by a decidedly dodgy operatic beat. Perhaps if Budgie
stopped using drums covered in human skin it would help.
'Superstition' ends triumphantly
with 'The Ghost In You'. The Banshees spiking the dance butterfly to
the heart then apologising afterwards. Wanton humourists that they
are, they even throw in the famous catchy bit from 'Groovy Train' (only
famous because The Farm have stuck it in all their songs since) and take
care to sprinkle its lyric with OTT pathos.
'Superstition' is a not a sign that
The Banshees are ready to take the modern world by the horns at last, or
even acknowledge it particularly. It's just another chance to hear
them teasing the sun with a raindance. An acquired taste certainly,
but one only the blackest of hearts would want to smother in contemporary
urban ketchup.
6/10
Barbara Ellen
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