SUPERSTITION - THE FILE | ||||
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PHASE FIVE ISSUE THREE | ARTICLES | |||
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PHASE FIVE ISSUE FOUR | ARTICLES | ||
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THE NEW PHASE ISSUE ONE & TWO | ARTICLES | ||
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MARTIN McCARRICK'S TOP FIVE SIGHTS & SOUNDS | |||
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"Aha," says Chainsaw,
having cornered me in a remote part of undulating British countryside.
"How about a contribution to the next magazine, me old china?" he chirps - wielding a knife close to my naked throat. "Not bleedin' likely," say I, dodging his nifty swipes... "The last time I did that I ended up traipsing around the Natural History Museum having my photograph snapped with oversized foetuses, and spending a small fortune on postcards of bats." Ten minutes later, after being beaten with a large, angry duck called Jasper, I relented, promising five of my fave films. Not an easy task I can tell you, but two cups of tea and a packet of Jaffa-cakes later I came up with these to titillate you - OOOH MRS!!! TOP WATCHING (after midnight) THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY (Alfred Hitchcock) The trouble with Harry is that he's dead. The thing is - who killed him, and what was the motive for murder in this sleepy village? maybe he just died. Whatever the answer, you don't find it in the local video shop. It's shown on TV about once every 5000 years, so keep watching. Hitchcock at his best. Hitchcock at his most underrated! No sex. THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE AND HER LOVER (Peter Greenaway) Fairly recent one this, but if you haven't seen it - see it - now!! I loved it for colour, music, characters and sheer outrage! Another film about mood here (my favourite). Stand by for the ultimate banquet. Watch for the woman who's dress changes colour every time she enters the toilet. Sexy! LA GRANDE BOUFFE (by some French Geezer) Who exactly is the King of the Pig People? It's not me, and it's not Budgie (tho' some may try and tell you otherwise). Four gourmet chefs come together to make the ultimate suicide pact. To eat themselves to death. Do they succeed - watch and find out. The greatest film of monsterous eating ever made. Don't buy any pop-corn for this one folks!!! Some sex scenes may offend! CARRY ON SCREAMING (by someone saucy) Ahh - yes, a bit of a fave for me this. In fact give me a Sunday afternoon and a 'Carry On' film any day. Unfortunately, Barbara Windsor does not get an airing in this one, but it's as saucy as saucy can be. Safe-sex only. and finally... 101 DALMATIONS (Walt Disney) First saw this at the tender age of five and still love it. A sucker for animation - here's some of the finest. My cat was named after the evil-hearted CRUELLA DE-VILLE. She lives up to her name - OUCH!! WEIRD TASTES IN MUSIC THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING (Nancy Sinatra) Another one from my childhood. I think the record was actually my sister's (a swinging sixties girl), but it now lives happily in my record collection. Best ever Double-Bass line. COP (Swans) During my spell in the 'Some Bizarre' concentration camp circa '84, Stevo played me a tape of this band. I thought it was the most awful noise I'd heard. A year later I saw them 'live' and was transformed. One of the most electrifying things I'd ever seen. Take your ear-plugs. STRING QUARTET No:8 (Shostokovitch) Ah... very cultured indeed. The bombing of Dresden captured in this violent but beautiful piece of music. Pure genuis. FAMOUS BLUE RAINCOAT (Leonard Cohen) Could have been any Leonard Cohen song really, but this one came to mind. Just a brilliant man with a brilliant voice and a talent for telling stories. LES VIEUX (Jacques Brel) What a voice. A favourite night listening. Dreamy. Farewell for now. Martin McCarrick |
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